My Week in Rehab

Sorry I haven’t been blogging this week - I got lots of emails from my new readership wondering what had happened to me, but never fear, I am free, and I’m working my way to your letters! So, where have I been this past week? Well, Jean Reno sold me some bad… well, something bad, and it sent me a bit willy-wonka! I’ve been spending my time in the Betty Ford center rehabilitating myself back into society!

They were so impressed with my progress in the first week, they let me out to roam! I got out my favourite suit and away we went! Here’s a pic of me just outside - I asked a kind stranger to take it for me. He remembered me from that movie I was in about space and such, where my stomach exploded. Anyway, since I’m free from the iron grasp of the clinic, I’ll hopefully be able to post a bit more in the future. Oh crap, they’re coming for me now! Sheesh, I gotta run kids, see ya later!!

Yeaaarrrrgh!