My Week in Rehab

Sorry I haven’t been blogging this week - I got lots of emails from my new readership wondering what had happened to me, but never fear, I am free, and I’m working my way to your letters! So, where have I been this past week? Well, Jean Reno sold me some bad… well, something bad, and it sent me a bit willy-wonka! I’ve been spending my time in the Betty Ford center rehabilitating myself back into society!

They were so impressed with my progress in the first week, they let me out to roam! I got out my favourite suit and away we went! Here’s a pic of me just outside - I asked a kind stranger to take it for me. He remembered me from that movie I was in about space and such, where my stomach exploded. Anyway, since I’m free from the iron grasp of the clinic, I’ll hopefully be able to post a bit more in the future. Oh crap, they’re coming for me now! Sheesh, I gotta run kids, see ya later!!

Yeaaarrrrgh!

Weekend Mayhem

Uergh, oh god guys, I am so bloody wasted you couldnt eat a piece of pie. I never got around to watching those movies the other day - Jean Reno called the guys up and the party just never ended. All I can say is thank the powers above for a spell check on here. Here’s a pic from the weekend, but it got pretty gruesome after that. If you don’t mind, I’m gonna be having one crappy hangover for the next few days.

Plans for the weekend

This weekend’s going to be pretty big for me, I’m going out to Zanzibar in Chesterfield to meet up with some of my friends and we’re going to have a whale-of-a-time. So, I’ve got to get home early tonight and get ready to hit the town! I’m picking up Jean Reno on the way, so I’m technically the “designated driver”. That’s never stopped me drinking before! But Reno has quite the reputation for being quite a raving party monster. In fact, last time I went out with him in London, we hit the newspapers and got in a bit of trouble.

Don’t worry about Matthew though, he was okay, although he had a killer pain in the morning. I think he was supposed to be filming his movie in the morning, but they called it off for the day. Anyway, Saturday nights going to be pretty rocking too. I’m having a night in on my own, and I’m going to watch some of my favourite movies with some popcorn. Lined up in the DVD pile is Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, Midnight Express and The Elephant Man. It’s going to be a great weekend for me. So, if you don’t hear anything else for a couple of days, have fun and keep safe!

The Bus Journey

Today was quite action packed for me, I was driving around in my bus and I met up with Sean Bean in Sheffield. He didn’t have any money on him, but I was feeling in a kind mood, so I let him ride for free. We got lost a long the way, and when we pulled over to ask for directions, we came across no other than Ian McKellan - and he was dressed up in his full Gandalf attire! Needless to say, we both very impressed. However, he said he had to go on a quest to the toilet, so he couldn’t join us on our journey. We did have time to get a quick photo snap though, and if you look closely, you might see me in the bus. Anyway, after a fun day, I dropped off Sean Bean and now I’m back. I’m pretty tired, so I think I might have a nap. Maybe after I eat some banana sandwiches though - they’re my favourites.

Oh, also, I’d like to say thankyou to the SIX visitors that have already read my weblog. I am eternally greatful to all of you, and I’m offering you all free bus journeys! Thanks people!

My first day blogging

I thought I’d give this blogging malarkey a try. I’m Kong Hurt, you may know me from such movies as Alien and… some other stuff I did. I think I might have been in one of the Harry Potter movies, but I’m not too sure. I was born in Chesterfield in the UK, and yesterday I went back to visit my relatives. Here is a picture of me visiting the Crooked Spire in the town center. Thanks for reading, see you next time!